How To Publish Matrimonials by RUN AWAY GROOMS or Vice Versa

Mine is an orthodox family with ' wife's head to be tied with the stone' kind of thought process. Only apprehensions being that of independent working ladies ability to double up as a maid and stick to the' stone thought' doctrine( which means you are a born slave).Present wife was doing Master of Arts in English Language when we got married(she though has phenomenal trouble with the language though.. as I remember on hindsight ).She however wanted to remain in retarded mother-in -law...daughter-in law(In India we call it SAAS BAHU) mediaeval theories of life till death would have parted us; which is against my progressive mindset.Her father is even more iconic, with firm belief in controlling son in laws with the laws really ,like the Indian Draconian DOWRY law -much faster than my OODA loop(I hope you may gather that on wikipedia);Unless one day I started my muted resistance and started practising celibacy. We don' like relatives ...nor do we wish their presence in all our endeavours.On leave from my professional discourses I still do dodge them successfully ,until I rejoin my solitude at my workplace. You must read the Indian wives household violence prevention act (not available in the market...purely indigenous)and you may develop cold feet immediately. So thats all the advice I can give you before you smoulder your imagination and cater for all the courage to meet them. Yeah! Be Afraid

Dear reader, my legal proceedings will get completed by Oct 2011.( Were you jumping in ecstasy ?? ) I am not really a marriage material or that DREAM guy with astounding sense of humour . I am just looking for casual friendship and unmentionables and will think about marriage a bit late or may even disappear in thin air one day before marriage. Professionally I have not done too well..your head will surely hang in shame before other ladies. However I still do yearn to do a bit better with some amount of support and love making(Oops!!)My job is the basis of all the pride that I have still(Thankfully they have not thrown me out!!) Though quite mediocre I just want to pass a few exams under all hurdles. I am not a sportsman or slim and trim go getter at the way you would imagine me to be. I am just another normal parasite who would like his partner to exude those home maker qualities. I on the contrary spend all my money by 3rd of the month and would like my partner to join in for movies and outings out of her resources. Responsibility? Care?! Request you please take care of me. I wish I could surreptitiously elope and relocate myself in Mars. I am averse to calling the Girls father …...I would rather address him as a stranger for Life ..A ‘Sir’ here and one there. Finally I actually earn very less and compared to what lifestyle magazines suggest,for you may find me tending to penury. Request please learn driving , computers and the stock market game should you decide to say hello. I am not looking forward to your cooking , knitting and singing skills. I don’t believe in Dowry and please refrain from traditional marriage gifts which are most useless and are devoid of I-POD clubbed with BOSE base speakers. That big uncooked fish with big big sweets and saris and all amidst the shrill noises and pungent smell of synthetic talc and scents drenched in perspiration are all too unbearable for me . Then those obscene gold rings which are not to be worn as per the Guys code of conduct where in he should have a gun or beer in hand only……. and the ancient practice of gold buttons(I wish they were cufflinks and tiepins)...I may not be the exemplary guy you are looking for. I am highly superstitious person with low confidence levels and belief in all occult sciences( some gossip worthy features at last).

Count your chickens …read and analyze me…May be I am the Divine connection still watching porn from my closet and with great collection of muck and filth which will be all Yours my dear….

Best wishes with Luck…..I remain yours truly